About the Author:

Stuart Rowe is a handsome distinguished young man who spends his free time in abandoned houses. He is known best for his first novel To Catch a Butterfly and Metamorphisize Into the Person You Want to Be. His hobbies includes walking his dog and walking his imaginary friend Herbert. Stuart is very excited to start his next novel To Catch a Mockingbird and Wonder Where It Went While You are On the Road to Recovery. He is beloved by all of his fans known as "the Crew" and call themselves Rowers!

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Sorry for the late post Everyone! I have some exciting news! I have just returned from a classic Wednesday night out on the town consisting of sitting in my favorite coffee shop, enjoying the ambience, and rereading our favorite authors masterful work for the 105th time. If you Rowers have not been shocked by the shear force of wisdom, insight, nausia, wit and excitement that the previous posts have imparted upon your glorious, joyful, tear-filled faces, well you will be now! I was sitting in my normal booth by the window and bathroom, avoiding the glare of the barista (who is upset that I never purchase her heinous concoctions), when I saw something truly remarkable! Our very own celebrity, Mr. Rowe, was exiting the Luigi Theater (across the street from my stakeout vantage point) with a special someone on his arm! Yes you guessed it, Beaker. Of course I did what any sane and devout member of the Crew would do. I jumped out of my booth, threw my novel into the air in a shear fit of joy (unfortunately causing it to knock off a balding man's rather unfortunate toupée), and ran to the couple for an immediate interview. I gathered that Mr. Rowe had attended The Muppets Go to a Bar and Then to School and Get Expelled on Broadway, and had collected more than he bargained for from the performance! Not only was Mr. Rowe treated to a heart-warming tale spun from pure gold, but also found his long lost twin, Beaker! Yes folks! As if the world was not blessed enough by one Rowe in our presence, we have now acquired two of the most beautiful minds of our generation! Well teeteetahtah for now and may Mr. Rowe be the coxswain to the Crew that is your life!

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