Say hola! To Mr. Rowe from abroad. I know we all were wondering where our favorite writer has disappeared to. Turns out Bruce Jenner isn't the only one doing some serious soul searching (like that alliteration? It's in the true writing fashion of Mr. Rowe himself. The almighty autocrat of alliteration as he is fondly know by his fans) Mr. Rowe has been spotted by the foreign press. Many of you may be shocked to see that his look has changed dramatically, but if I do say so myself it is not entirely unpleasant.

Mr. Rowe has been known to overload the bloggisphere with his charming and risque fashion phenoms, but this is new entirely. Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga have been put to shame with the daring stylistic choices Mr. Rowe has made. That hair, that mustache, that beautiful tie and maroon jacket combination have caught the eyes of critics all around the globe. I cannot speak for every woman out there but if I may say so myself.. "swoon"! He even seems to have developed a new catch phrase possibly a shout out to his hometown of San Diego, where he has been known to enjoy sun bathing and walking long bridges at night. To say Mr. Rowe seems to be evolving into a new being is an understatement. As an amateur reporter, I am proud to say that Mr. Rowe has found himself and possibly a new perspective for a new book. I sent Mr. Rowe a telegram via Western Union (the contents of which are confidential), to which he replied- rather mysteriously- "To Walk a Mile in the Shoes of an Elephant and a Mouse is the Greatest Gift One Can Receive on the Path to Enlightenment. STOP. " Could this be the title of his newest offspring. This amateur reporter and semi stalker believes so! More updates will eventually find their way to the web, but for now I bid you adios Crew Rowers, keep Rowing and don't Cinco!