I guess it's that time of the week again friends! I am here to cure your Tuesday blues and update you about the on goings of our favorite teen heartthrob and winner of the Nickelodeon awards cutest smile/butt combination, Mr. Stuart Rowe himself. I feel nothing but pride for what I am about to tell you! Our very own Mr. Rowe has competed in his 15th Little Mr. Pageant! Unfortunately the judges were not on top of their game and Mr. Rowe did not take home the title of Ultimate Supreme for the Sounthernmost Louisianna's Top Little Mr. New Orleans Sexy Muffin Pants pageant. However, he did receive the Giltziest Manboy award and I for one am like a proud Mama Honey Boo Boo. Mr. Rowe was the oldest and most experienced contestant and I fear he did not win because one of the other contestants, I will not name who (*Cough* Oliver) cried on stage and won pity points! Regardless, Mr. Rowe's talent portion blew the entire room away and had me in tears! Not only did he recite an excerpt from his book (no that would be too easy for our hero), he simultaneously sang Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On," via a ventriloquist doll! To say that this was impossible is an understatement and yet Mr. Rowe proves to us yet again, that nothing is impossible for those who spread their wings and metaphorphisize into that which they wish to be! Thank you Mr. Rowe, and may we follow you to Davy Jones' Locker!

Mr. Rowe during the final ceremony!