Sorry Maties! It's been a long week filled with trials and tribulations galore. However, there has been a silver lining! A beacon of hope in this otherwise cloudy adventure! Our glorious novelist and famed hero Mr. Rowe has found his true identity! Mr. Rowe recently went on a soul searching sojourn in the New Orleans wilderness to examine his true self. What he found was astonishing. After spending a full three days in a nudist colony living off of purely waffles and tree bark, he has come to the realization that his true soul lies with another. Mr. Rowe found himself caught between a rock and a hard place (literally for an hour- note: the story of his struggles was later adapted into the movie 127 hours (the time was lengthened for Hollywood effect)). And in that hour he saw a small mouse scurry underfoot and realized that his true persona is/was/always has been Stuart Little. He realized that his love for small things, red convertibles, and cheese was no coincidence! It was a road map to his soul! Mr. Rowe has now adapted his newfound persona and may I just say I cannot be more proud! He has truly embodied his ideal of Metamorphisizing into the person you want to be! Kudos Mr. Rowe (and I am not talking about the candy bar)! May the lesson of Mr. Rowe be the oar to your journeys on the sea of life! Galavant for now my Caterpillars!

Mr. Rowe extending his mind and body whilst his wilderness sojourn

 A Kudos Bar (Mmmm....)

Mr. Rowe encapsulating that which is his true self!