Sorry for the lack of posting lately my beautiful water-logged paddle bearers! This self named P.I has been intensely undercover investigating claims about our beloved saint Mr. Rowe. What I have found is shocking! Mr. Rowe has currently joined the MTV networks new show Trans-form My Crib (brought to you by the producers of Hoarders, Cribs, and RuPaul's Drag Race!) and may possibly be signing on for a second season! This show is projected to be a huge hit. It''s premise? This show follows the journey of its struggling stars throughout the declutteration of their lives as they begin anew. Contestants are not only cleaning out and renovating their actual physical home but their spiritual homes as well! Contestants undergo a sex and home transformation to fit their new lifestyle. Ms. Phoebe Rowe as our beloved writer is now known, is not only a fashionista but also an eclectic collector (one of her most prized possessions is pictured below!) Next on the Agenda for Ms. Phoebe? Who's to say. However, whispers of her being featured on next months cover of Vogue are building to critical mass! Whelp thats all for now folks! In the words of RuPaul (Phoebes Drag Idol), "You better work!"

Ms. Phoebe Rowe on the Set of Trans-form My Crib

One of Ms. Rowe's Most Prized Possessions!